Green Minded: You know he's drunk when...

I bet you've seen people commuting or walking to work with white earbuds plugged in and either smiling or smirking to themselves then you wonder what the heck they're listening to...

Well I was really trying to stop myself from laughing out loud as I was walking this morning

listening to The Morning Rush RX 93.1's top 10 today...all about bar/club/disco (and other joints) quotes...

Here's one that really was surprisingly... err.... funny!

There was this Lady with hairy armpits who approached the bar...raised her hand to call the bartender's attention and asks for a beer...Then the guy right beside her stops the bartender and says: "The ballerina's drink is on me!"... The bartender is confused and asked the guy how he knew the lady was a ballerina...and then the guy answered: "Well whoever can raise their legs that high is surely a ballerina!" o_o

Green Minded: Corny jokes of the Sittizens

During my weekend in Don Bosco Batulao, to kill some time me and my Sittizens friends were giving the corniest jokes...the cheesiest even...but some ended up to be a little too...hmmmm green?


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Miss Lamesa ka ba?

Bakit?

Kasi Gusto kitang patungan...



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Miss, troso ka ba?

Huh?

Kasi gusto kitang sibakin...


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We were asked to "pass the action" in one of the games...
I'ts like charades where you have to act out the message till it reaches the last person in line for him to guess...

The category for our game was SONG TITLE...

Now what will you do when the message to pass is...

SEX BOMB?!!!!

Green Minded: Sa Morgue

WARNING: Not for minors...(as if the older ones can do anything about it haha)

Sa morgue...
Pedro: Boss, noong nilinis ko 'yung bangkay ng babae,napansin ko, may hipon yung ari niya!Amo: Patingin nga... Tanga! Hindi hipon 'yan! Tinggil'yan!
Pedro: Ganoon ba? Eh kasi, lasang hipon!