I bet you've seen people commuting or walking to work with white earbuds plugged in and either smiling or smirking to themselves then you wonder what the heck they're listening to...
Well I was really trying to stop myself from laughing out loud as I was walking this morning
listening to The Morning Rush RX 93.1's top 10 today...all about bar/club/disco (and other joints) quotes...
Here's one that really was surprisingly... err.... funny!
There was this Lady with hairy armpits who approached the bar...raised her hand to call the bartender's attention and asks for a beer...Then the guy right beside her stops the bartender and says: "The ballerina's drink is on me!"... The bartender is confused and asked the guy how he knew the lady was a ballerina...and then the guy answered: "Well whoever can raise their legs that high is surely a ballerina!" o_o